-if you offer me fish--

[bobthewizard]

[[Private; somewhat hackable]]

*fumes* That Baron is insufferable. Groaning and clanking all over the place, as if his was the only tragedy that mattered in a castle full of ghosts..... Well, there's one good use for him, anyway.

[[/private]]


CAUGHT YOU THIS TIME, HAVEN'T I, PEEVES!? Kippers hidden around my door every day, and of course I couldn't smell them... that explains everything. You stay away from my domain from now on, or--

*colorful, scratchy script* Ahaha, all in good fun, weren't it, Proffie?? Isn't the poor pearly ghostie lonely in his little box? Can't stop the fuzzies, can he? Poor ickle--

--will you shut it!? I'll set the Baron on you, I swear!

..Izumi, Rangiku, a thousand thanks for making my office and classroom impervious to unauthorized meddling. The alternative does not bear contemplation.


[[The exchange between Bob and Peeves, caught by the transcription quill, may be audible as well.]]

Comments

[dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com]

If someone was leaving 'kippers' at your door, you should of put an anti-kipper charm there~

[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

*slight smirk* Well, I would do, if I had at present the slightest ability to cast more than a breath of cold air. *checks journal for the name* Mr. Barry, is it? I don't believe we've met.

[dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com]

You should try and freak people out like that. Cast the breath and be like 'The icy hand of death has touched you. You will die in seven days." or something like that.

No, we have not. I am a transfer from down South.

[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I've considered it.

Indeed. (Southern England, I presume?) That must be an interesting story.

[dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com]

Do it!

Yup. (Try South-West Turkey. My old school was in Southern France. It was a bit too stuffy for my tastes.) Not really, the school and I didn't agree so I got transferred.

[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

*drily* Ah, but in these enlightened days, who would fall for it?

(Well, that is exotic.) Why Hogwarts, then? Is there anything in particular that you wish to gain from this portion of your education?

[dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com]

First years and idiots of course.

(No. It's boring.) I would like to finish my educational career at a school that isn't know for being stuck up, but being one of the bests. Besides, there is a wide variety of classes to choose from.

[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

I'll keep it in mind.

*nods* And it's not as though Hogwarts lacks ample excuse for smugness. That's certainly true. *tilts head, slight smile* Although if you bore easily, you might not enjoy mine.

[dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com]

I picked my classes the most efficient way possible. I got a handful of darts and randomly threw it at a piece of paper on the wall. So, once I get my book list I'll know what I got.

I know for sure I didn't get Divinations, mainly because I didn't put it on the list.

[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

*isn't sure whether to take this seriously or not* I'd ask what would have happened if you had coincidentally landed on all the hard classes, but at least you seem to have some sense of self-preservation.

[dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com]

I would do them of course, and if I didn't like them there is always next year to try something new.

I freaking hate Divinations. My Tealeaves/Coffee Grounds always seem to say things along the lines of 'Avoid Lightpoles in Spain'