Hrothbert "Bob" Bainbridge

Finally, the receipt!

To those students taking my Ancient Runes course: if you visited Flourish & Blotts too early to obtain Wright's White Rites Rightly Writ, which arrived late last week, a copy will be forwarded to Hogwarts on request.


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... *strikes the ad out with lots and lots of ink*


[[Filtered to staff, 40% hackable to others]]

In case you were wondering, the cat's spine has been repaired and he is now able to move around. He is still in considerable pain, so kindly refrain from startling him while he is still in the staff-room. Jareth, Izumi -- thank you for assisting in his recovery.

Data, you might be interested in seeing him. Is it normal for a creature this size to be able to make such a piercing sound?

..Well... why not? It isn't as if anybody has shown up to claim him... and if he's going to be here for much longer, I can't keep calling him Hey.... MARCO, YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE FEATH-- *series of random lines and scratches where the cat attacked Bob's quill*

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[[Private, unhackable]]

Personal note: cut the foolery, Bainbridge... the dead have no truck with the living.

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I find myself requiring an extra pair of hands to aid in preparing my classroom for next term. Perhaps you know of a student who could benefit from this type of busy-work?

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[[Filtered to Rangiku]]

Thank you for seeing that my skull was returned to my office yesterday.

The final book list for next term will be Twenty-Five Magical Languages by Ufar Haldah and Deciphering Ancient Runes by Smedly Lurge, as well as Angela Cove's Symbols of Power: Linguistic Secrets Revealed for the upperclassmen and the aforementioned Wright's White Rites across the board. If you need any clarification, I will probably be in my office.

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[[Bob will be in his skull for most of the day. Lateniks might find him haunting various areas of the castle throughout the night, always within fifty feet of his office. Also, feel free to trip over any of the indiscriminate selection of school cats who keep congregating outside his door.]]