-let these vermin beware-

[bobthewizard]

[[Private, hackable to staff if they try REALLY HARD]]

Of all the lily-livered, clay-brained nincompoopery... how does the confounded Ministry imagine that a randomly administered, atrociously composed "anonymous" questionnaire could tell them anything at all about whether Dark Wizards lurk in their midst!?? God, this country's going to the dogs.

Are you evil?

Your Results:

How can I tell if you are evil or not??? You don't co-operate! You don't really care... do you?


Take this quiz!

*grumbles* What a waste of time. I hope they're satisfied.

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[[Strike illegible. I fiddled with the HTML to make the post prettier, but this was really Bob's result! Working from the fifth-book-era complexion of wizarding authority, I figured that Dumbledore might find it harmless to allow the Ministry to include a few of the faculty in one of its dimwitted random surveys. Feel free to have your staff member take the test!]]

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[tough--love.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to see the Ministry is taking such fool-proof measures to catch dark wizards. Unfortunate they couldn't spell it properly....

Are you evil? (picts comming soon)

You are a tiny bit evil. People may not know that yet, or you might not want them to know. People think of you as a girly-girl-goody-too-shoes. But deep inside you have some evil runing through you. You have a lot of softspots, but can be mean. You might be a little bit of a tomboy, and pain dosent bother you as much as it does your friends, who are probably like you to. You like nice bright colors, but you also like the rain. You are the kind of person who dosent mind seeing gore, and probably likes to be scared you of your mind my scary movies. But dont be so shure that you are guing to stay this way... This is how I personaly startes out, and now im Evil!
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[[Those are Izumi's legitimate results; if she had to return a copy to the Ministry she'd lie on that one and do all cheerful bullshit answers. XD]]

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[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

*smirks* Alas for the good old days when poor grammar was proof of calumny -- as was poverty itself, come to think of it. One never had to look too far for a convenient scapegoat.


[[Cackling with mirth at Izumi being apparently more evil than Bob... or at least more honest about it. XD* Can he see her result, btw?]]

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[tough--love.livejournal.com]

It almost makes one wonder if Wizards wouldn't benefit from the addition of standard Muggle subjects in their schooling.


[[Izumi's always had a little evil streak in her. XD Absolutely he can read it, since he's not with the Ministry. Besides, she's in denial over how surprisingly accurate it really is. XD]]

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[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

Like what? Ability to use a spell-checker? Besides which, that wretched survey read more like an Evil Overlord Recruiting Exam than an honest attempt to get into our heads. And I'm not sure which possible version would bother me more..... *smirks* So you like the rain, do you?

[xkuukakushibax.livejournal.com]

We have somethin' in common! Heh.

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[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

Good heavens, a right pair of degenerates, aren't we? The Ministry had better lock up their silver.

[myeyes-uphere.livejournal.com]

The Ministry need to check up their spelling a bit, if they hand this out to respectable people. Bunch of idiots the lot of them.

And why is it advertising suicide so much? It this a hint that they're all going to die?

Are you evil? (picts comming soon)

You are a tiny bit evil. People may not know that yet, or you might not want them to know. People think of you as a girly-girl-goody-too-shoes. But deep inside you have some evil runing through you. You have a lot of softspots, but can be mean. You might be a little bit of a tomboy, and pain dosent bother you as much as it does your friends, who are probably like you to. You like nice bright colors, but you also like the rain. You are the kind of person who dosent mind seeing gore, and probably likes to be scared you of your mind my scary movies. But dont be so shure that you are guing to stay this way... This is how I personaly startes out, and now im Evil!
Take this quiz!








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Pfft.

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[bobthewizard.livejournal.com]

One can always hope? Perhaps the fortunate event will happen at the same time as the equally advertised return of the Picts.

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[myeyes-uphere.livejournal.com]

Let's hope they never arrive, I fear them.

[[LMAO SO MUCH. XDDD!]]