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Hrothbert "Bob" Bainbridge ([personal profile] bobthewizard) wrote2007-10-22 10:38 pm

-right up to my ears-

[[Filtered to staff]]

I find that a number of my students have recently been late in submitting their homework. Surely they've had time to recover from last week's prank. Is there something affecting student welfare that I somehow don't know about?

And as for Ryuzaki's latest owled assignment.... Coffee stains!? Prompt and exquisite treatment of the subject, as usual, but does he WANT points taken for neatness?

[[/filtered]]


[[Filtered to Bob's students]]

Those of you who still have homework outstanding -- you know who you are -- will be marked down unless you provide a valid excuse. You have until tomorrow to turn it in, and then I very much regret to say that people will start losing points.

We will be doing another project this week. Remember to bring your Wright's workbook to class.

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*ghosts across the Great Hall to catch some of the professors after dinner*


[[Feel free to be one of the students with the late homework, or to encounter Bob as he makes his way from his office to the Great Hall.]]

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly.

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*deadpan* ..Why?

*reads this carefully, frowning as he catalogs the known uses of similar techniques* A bit of themselves.... that strays dangerously close to.... Are you aware that this is potentially an extremely volatile t *pauses, judging the likelihood that Daisya is perfectly aware of the explosive ramifications*

I sincerely hope you haven't progressed from theory to practice yet.

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Because they are awesome.

No where near it, because I don't want to end up pouring my soul into one rune or something, I just want to make runes that say one thing but do another.

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
..Quite.

*relieved that the boy has at least that much sense* Well, there's a mercy, anyway. When you've worked out the theory, bring it in and we can go over it.

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I THINK I SEE A BAT OUTSIDE!

I am going to go catch it!

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
But--

..*siiiiigh* Good luck.

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I am trying to bribe it with an apple.

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
*wonders when he asked for play-by-play commentary*

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
And it flew away.

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
What a shame.

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Very yes. I was going to name it 'Sir Hamffulhuff'

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*bites his lip to restrain himself from asking why*

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
we should go bat hunting!

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup! You and I! I am sure they loom the halls at night. So I am going to go out with a bag of fruit and a cage.

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You are aware, are you not, that not all bats are fruit bats?

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thats right! Why else do you think I am taking the fruit. So I can attract the FRUIT bats.

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
... *can't argue with that logic*

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So you shall come with me!

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...

*doesn't want to reveal his fifty-foot tether*

Perhaps.

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
And you can help name it!

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't want to deprive you of the pleasure.

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But I am sure you can think of awesome names!

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't you?

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-24 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I can but it is more fun with someone else helping!

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
..Hmm.

We'll see.

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Good! I will try and be by your office tonight!

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[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Toni--?

*sarcastic* ..Good luck getting a hall pass.


[[Little does Bob know. XDDDD]]

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[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*so does not pick up on the sarcasm* Thanks!