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Hrothbert "Bob" Bainbridge ([personal profile] bobthewizard) wrote2007-12-04 03:22 pm

-another brawl in the square-

*irritated* Twenty points from whoever is responsible for this chaos. And another point from everyone who decides this is a good time to run through me.

*realizes that Daisya is somewhere out in this mess... brain shies away from imagining how he might be dealing with it*

To those of you working on your syllibaries outside of class, do NOT let your paper signatures get wet, or you will have to make new ones.

Has anybody seen my cat? He slipped out of the staff room again.


*meanwhile, Marco, soaked to the skin from running through the Great Hall, is on an unlit torch pillar, hissing at several advancing suits of armor*

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Nevertheless, you cannot walk around the halls like that. Dress yourself and put the bag on as a raincoat, if you really don't care what you look like.

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I? I don't think there are any rules to wearing robes all the time.

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
......

*didn'treadtherulebookthoroughlyenoughbeforetakingthisjob*

..I think there are. At least rules about not running about with your torso bare.


[[XDDDD It seems like a normal rule for a school to have, but I really have no idea.]]

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
*looks around and puts a wet napkin on his chest* No longer bare, sir!

((True~ But Daisya is being a little dork.))

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
*snorts* Insufficient, Mr. Daisya, unless you want me to start taking points.

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-07 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*puts a few more napkins on* Any better?

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
About twenty more should do the trick. You know, if you layer them properly, you might pass for an albino Peter Pan.

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-09 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*wicked smile as he grabs 20 more napkins and starts putting them on* How do I layer them?

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
*eyeroll* You start by joining the Drama Club. Now go put on some clothes.

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
*stares* But sir, I will get damp and sick.

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you use an Imperturbable Charm. They last long enough to get through the damp areas. Believe it or not, there are solutions that do not involve running around half naked like some sort of Hottentot.

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why yes, I know I am hot. I do have a cute girliefriend.

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
*is tempted to walk through him and make him the opposite of hot*

Five... four....

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
*pouts, removes robes from bag and puts them on.*

Happy?

[identity profile] bobthewizard.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ecstatic. Now run along before you do get wet.

[identity profile] dasiyaofthebell.livejournal.com 2007-12-10 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
*scurries off*