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... *strikes the ad out with lots and lots of ink*
[[Filtered to staff, 40% hackable to others]]
In case you were wondering, the cat's spine has been repaired and he is now able to move around. He is still in considerable pain, so kindly refrain from startling him while he is still in the staff-room. Jareth, Izumi -- thank you for assisting in his recovery.
Data, you might be interested in seeing him. Is it normal for a creature this size to be able to make such a piercing sound?